Contains spoilers, please avoid until you've completed the books.
Take a primitive behaviour, draw a parallel with an animal, append some minor cosmetic feature that is different, toss and run...
Harry turns the tables, colourfully stating the threatened action is what’s going to befall the poor aggressor. Let's break it down:
How to bring the sass like Harry
You deserve a good kicking!
No thanks.
Your poor leg's got it bad enough keeping you upright, it’d need months and months of physio.
Maybe I should leave these things to Rowling. Wait!
You deserve a good kicking!
No thanks.
Your poor leg's got it bad enough keeping you upright, it’d probably walk off!
Or hop, you know, because it's only one.
These bullies are going to have to hang around while I get my wit together.
What is done to others, what is tolerated for others, can be done to us.
Mr/Ms X attacking someone then claiming they deserved it?
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