Edinburgh        e-scooter tours & mental rental thrills

✔️ Done the Old Town?

Cruise an architectural digest of historic sights, tour the French, English, Highlander & Dragon battles that rocked the walls of Edinburgh, torment puffing cyclists, learn to swear like a Muckle glaikit bam.

Have a riot. A ruly riot.

Invigorate your wellness & balance with an offering to the Roman Goddess Hygieia at her Doric temple and experience Dr Frankenstein's beguilement...

Dr. Victor Frankenstein is describing the various attributes of Edinburgh: “The beauty and regularity of the new town of Edinburgh, its romantic castle and its environs, the most delightful in the world. Arthur’s Seat, St Bernard’s Well, and the Pentland Hills… filled him with cheerfulness and admiration.”

How safe are e-Scooter tours?

• As safe as I can make it. I've volunteered with the Scouts & been a Zorb football referee. My pursuit of fun was tempered with mindfulness to minimise peril.
• I'll be trained by my friend Bart, who's been sponsored by the government to train novices to cycle safe.
• I want you to have a good experience, memorable for the right reasons; ideally my tour will assist those seeking their driving license.
• e-Scooters travel upto 15 kmph, that's ½ kmph faster than a sprinting chicken. It isn't as safe as walking, however you'll be given time to master your ride, it's kinder on your feet & leg muscles & you ain't gonna end up as a KFC boneless banquet.

I hope one day someone will say my tours are Finger lickin' good 🙏

Safety for e-Scooter rental

You'll master your e-Scooter in style, on the quiet cul-de-sacs of Holyrood, just off the Royal Mile's Cannongait with Salisbury Crags soaring above you. In July you might even see the Queen's 'copter descending to Holyrood palace.

I want both you and my e-Scooter's survival. Very much you actually, so you'll have some guidance until you're happy to roam.

Are e-Scooter tours & rental legal in Scotland?

🚨 No, not at all. As a professional tour operator I have 5 million pounds of liability insurance, in the event of an e-Scooter collision they won't pay me a single penny. But keep your peepers peeled 👀, trials across England are knocking the required legislation into shape.

Signup for Edinburgh e-scooter bedlam* ⚡

AKA updates. Why?
Grand opening offers, pioneer natter & insta-fame. Maybe win a small Scottish island in the Forth, 6 acres of ocean-hugged, God-kissed love.

*Ram raiding the 🍏 store not included. Their glass is really tough. Really tough 🤕

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